Well the telephone's ring, ring, a-ringin' Ringin' like a fire alarm If it's money that they're lookin' for Well that's gone, gone, gone, gone, gone And if it's love holdin' on the line Well my heart's still sting, sting, a-stingin'

Well the front door's knock, knock, a-knockin' But I may not answer at all I'm gettin' ready to meet my baby And have a ball, ball, ball, ball, ball I'm gonna fire up three carburetors And get rock, rock, rock, rock a-rockin'

Well the dogs keep bark, bark, a-barkin' Barkin' at the Fed Ex man And the baby wants a bottle, wants a bottle And I'm gettin' as fast as I can And the kids keep cry, cry, cryin' And Mama keeps talk, talk, talkin'

Well the water keeps drip, drip, a-drippin' And the lawyers keep sue, sue, suin' And the women keep yak, yak, yakin' And the cows keep moo, moo, mooin' And the world keeps spin, spin, spinnin' And there's nothing you can do, do, do

Well, the bills keep come, come, comin' And my head starts hum, hum, hummin' And my car ain't run, run, runnin' And the girls want fun, fun, funnin' And the wife says she can't live without it And there's nothing you can do about it